🔒 Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 8/15/2025

Welcome to Jabroni All-Star (https://jabroniallstar.com). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit our website, purchase our merch, or engage with our content — including that of our resident masked motivator, the Failurenaire.

By using this site, you agree to the terms outlined below. If you're not cool with that, maybe go wrestle a cactus instead.

1. 📦 What We Collect

We may collect the following information when you browse or buy from our site:

Name
Email address
Shipping and billing address
Phone number (if you enter it)
Payment info (securely processed by third-party platforms like Shopify, Printify, PayPal, Venmo, etc.)
Analytics data (like which pages you visit or how long you stay)

2. 💻 How We Use It

We use your information to:

Process and ship your orders
Send email confirmations or updates
Improve our site and products
Respond to your questions (unless they’re about pineapple on pizza — no thanks)
Occasionally send you marketing emails, promo codes, or memes if you opt in

We do not sell your data to anyone. Jabroni honor.

3. 🧠 Cookies (Not the Chocolate Chip Kind)

Our site uses cookies and similar tech to help it run smoother. These tiny digital snacks help us understand your preferences and improve your experience.

You can disable cookies in your browser settings — but be warned, things might get weird.

4. 🔐 How We Protect Your Info

We take reasonable steps to protect your data using secure platforms (Wix, Shopify, Printify, etc.). However, no system is perfect — so don’t email us your bank PIN or grandma’s secret chili recipe.

5. 🤝 Third-Party Services

We work with trusted partners like:

Printify – for printing and shipping products
Shopify – for online store functionality
Google Analytics – for tracking how jabronis use the site
Amazon – for Failurenaire’s AI books

These companies have their own privacy policies. We recommend checking them out too, if you want the full scoop.

6. 📬 Email & Marketing

If you sign up for our emails, you might receive:

Product updates
Flash sales
Hilarious motivational quotes from the Failurenaire

You can unsubscribe at any time by clicking the link at the bottom of any email. No hard feelings.

7. 🧍 Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have legal rights like:

Accessing your data
Updating or deleting your info
Asking us to chill on the emails

Want to do any of that? Just email us at contact@jabroniallstar.com and we’ll make it happen.

8. 🚫 Kids Under 13

We don’t knowingly collect data from anyone under 13. If you’re a kid reading this, you should probably be doing your homework instead.

9. ⚖️ Changes to This Policy

We might update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in tech, laws, or our epic product drops. Updates will be posted here with the new effective date.

10. 📞 Contact Us

Questions? Ideas? Funny fail stories?
Email us at: jabroniallstar@gmail.com